You know what is my favorite joke about consultants?
A man walks into a pet shop and sees a monkey in a cage with a label ‘C Monkey – $2,000’. The store owner comes and the customer tells him « This monkey is expensive. He must be very special ». And the owner explains « It’s a monkey that knows how to program in C. Very good programmer, fast, he produces good quality code and bug-free. At that price, it’s a good deal ».
The customer looks at another cage with a sign ‘C++ Monkey – $3,000’ and says « This one is even more expensive. What does he know? ». « Same as the first one, but with C++, an object oriented language, more complex. He too is a very good programmer. And he also knows a bit of Java. ».
The customer then sees a third cage with a panel ‘Monkey – $5,000’. « Oh, this one is as expensive as the other two combined. He must be really good. What he can do? ».
« Well, I don’t really know » replies the owner. « But he says he is a consultant ». (1)
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